Biking on a Rainy Day

  Once I was coming from Bankura (a small town) by riding my bike. It was a rainy day. I covered my-self with a rain-coat and my helmet. When I started towards my home it was already dark. The sky was totally covered with shapeless, colorless, lifeless monsoon cloud. It was only a slight drizzle then.

   After 10 minutes the drizzle became shower. Within a few minutes my rain-coat proved insufficient to protect me. I was soaked inside. My bike was still going on and on. Rain drops felt like the icy knifes of some satanic forces. I had no shelter on the way. It is because the road goes through the woody areas mostly devoid of human beings.

   My helmet glass lost most of its transparency. I could not see much. I slowed my bike down. Soon the road was flooded by thousands tiny streams. Very soon the road became indistinguishable from the field. All was leveled by water and then it was happened. I landed on a muddy ditch. My bike almost get lost in the mud and flood. I discovered most of my body under water and mud. It was total darkness then. In total darkness I recovered my bike and myself from it.

........................I'll tell no more.

What do we mean by "Good Guy" ??

You know I live in a remote corner of India. Our small town is surrounded by jungles. Here there is nothing which you can see in the cosmopolitan culture of the Indian metros like Mumbai, Delhi or Bangalore.
 I live in a surrounding where you can find true, "traditional" India.
Now straight to the point: what is the definition of a good boy/man/girl/woman here?
Look at the photograph of a society approved goody-goody boy.

In short, if you want to live your life then you are not a good guy. You see?
So, what kind of guy am I?
Well, everybody (ahem! most of them) believes that I am quite a good guy. Ya, I have almost all the aforementioned vices but it is in my personal life. Like a political leader I have dual lives. In my personal life, among a cell of my 3/4 friends I lead a life which is quiet bad to our society. But to public I have a reputation of being a good man, as effeminate as possible.

My Experience with a Cut-throat

Oh dear I met a cut-throat today. I was coming back home and do it quickly I took a shortcut. A shortcut through a dark lane where I run across with that wretched fellow. In the semi-visible lane he was invisible even from a distant of 10 feet. He wrapped himself with a black wrapper and so was blended with the yellowish darkness. The fellow suddenly appeared before me like a ghost from the mist. I was startled at the sudden visibility of the apparition. The fellow brandished a big knife and commanded, "Give me your money."
 With the opening of his mouth he belched acrid smell of country liquor. He was totally drunk.
" Hey give me money...quick. You know I am a cutthroat??" the drunken voice told me."You know I cut hundreds of  chickens throat daily?? Do you know?"
 With this warning he was unable to control his body balance and with a thud fell to the ground. After that?
Ya you guess it right, I ran like a gazel from this cut throat. When I came back with a group of people armed with bamboo sticks to catch that fellow we could not see him. Thus I met and flew from a chicken throat-cutter.

Visitor from Bosnia and Herzegovina

Hey there were two visitor from Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Surprise ! Is not it?
But the question is do the people of Bosnia and Herzegovina know English???
Did the visitor read my blog in English or did they translated it in their language??
Honestly I not have much idea about that country or what language they speak.I think it is a Bolkan country and these
people are of slav origin. Am I right?? Hey anyone from Bosnia and Herzegovina?
*Let me check it out in Wikipedia ....ok?. I'll come back soon after gaining some rudimentary knowledge about Bosnia 
and Herzegovina.
Oh god it is that country where a long war were fought and many, many bad things are done.
Bosnia and Herzegovina ( my ! what a long name for a country) is a beautiful country. Look at the pictures...


 

c.f. Wikipedia


As I have copied from Wikipedia I have a duty to republish their appeal  to the masses

My Town

Where I live is a big city.The town is better than Harmasra or Panchmura.Even it is almost as big is Simlapal. I think you are wondering what are those things. You never heard of such Mega cities I bet.Our mega city is in a district named Bankura. Ha!! you have never ever heard of Bankura. Let me explain it is in West Bengal, it is the name of a State in India.

We the people of Bankura  is famous for our country rudeness .

Here where I live you can see many famous people everywhere. Like "Hichik","Vuni","Teli" and "Khoris". There is famous "English Kali" too.He is famous for his English.There is great "Nupuruddin". "Nupuruddin" was a Private tutor. He is famous for his mathematical abilties.

Once "Nupuruddin" was asked by a student of Class V about a math equation. The answer is 9 but the boy gets 3 always. So, he comes to the teacher for a solution. See what happened ......

So, what "Nopuruddin" did to solve it?

The ginius took the child's notebook with a "I-Know-all" smile and just added 6 with 3 to make it equal to the answer, simple.

I hope you don't understand what he did....then I may get a fan 

What will be the name of the first commentator ?

Let me guess..... hmmmmmmm ...who will give my blog the first comment?
What will be his / her name?
Will he will be a she or she will be a he?
Reader are you thinking that I am trying to make you a fool so that you'll comment here????
I protest .. I am not trying to make you fool?
One who is reading this crap is actually a fool.

So ....... what I was talking about?
Who will comment first on my post??
Let me make a guess. I think the first commentator will be a middle aged man. He will be from Africa. He will be 7'30'' high with two hands such like elephant's tranks. He will carry a 20 ft long pike with him. He will read my blog from a dark forest inside the heart of Africa. Look at his picture....

I am a successful Blogger...Yeh.

Yahoooo!!!!!!!!!!!
I am a successful blogger now!!!!!!!!!
Fool the successful!!!!
Yesterday I got two page views.
Today Ten !!!!!!!!!!
Look at me 400% increment!!!!
Can anybody beat me???